If Professor Neil Ferguson were fired from the Imperial College

So Professor Neil Ferguson has resigned but here now lies an opportunity for Malaysia; if he were to be fired we would do well to hire him on the cheap for a year or two let him rehabilitate and redeem himself, write a few papers with us, and after his time in purgatory he can go back to a cushy job, which he will, in the United Kingdom but by then we would have learned his kungfu and modelling skills.